The New Average Penis Size

I just measured my dick again.

Big surprise right? Haha.

This new article came out, it announces the new "average" penis size is 5.16 inches in length and 4.59 inches in girth. According to Average Penis Size Study Shows 'Normal' Isn't Necessarily What You Thought 

Naturally I did what all men do, I compared myself to this average. I measured it when I was completely flaccid, unaroused, and at normal body temp (I wasn't cold or fresh out of the pool). What I found was the my penis was five and a half inches long, and four and a half inches in girth.

So I was shocked to find that my flaccid unaroused penis is bigger than the average man's is soft. Kind of a confidence boost for me. I then compared my erect length to this news on thevisualiser.net and I was even more shocked. 

Obviously I had to make my own version with an existing photo;

It took my a long time to realize that my dick was actually quite big. I'm just a big guy all over, big hands, big thighs, tall, broad, etc. So I didn't think I was well endowed until after I was already having sex and my ex helped me understand that I was definitely not average.

Here's why this information matters. For starters, look at those photos above. Notice just how much bigger I am in comparison, the reason this is important, is because well endowed men need to realize that they need to go gentle on their women. The men with large dicks need to be reminded to go slow, and to warm her up.

Seeing the comparison is important. Because odds are, as a straight man, it's not very likely that I'm going to be in a situation where I get to compare my erect cock to another mans erect cock. But it's important to see the comparison, because the well endowed men need to realize that a big dick, can be intimidating to women, it can be painful, and it can be a lot to handle for women.

Seriously, gentleman, just imagine you had to have that average sized dick shoved up your ass. Ok, maybe that's a little bit of a strange thought to imagine. But just go with me on that. So you have to have that average sized dick shoved into your ass. It's gonna be weird, but you're probably gonna be able to handle it and live to tell the tale.

Now look at the other picture of the big dick, and imagine you had to take that thing. Just thinking about it made me clench and shrivel up slightly. It's intimidating as hell when you think about  it like that. Really it is.

The only reason I bring this up, is that you need to remind yourselves as well endowed men, that a big penis, is a lot to handle, its a big change, it's NOT the normal thing for women. My dick is literally 2.7 times the size of the average mans by volume. That's just wild to think about. Yes it's extremely confidence boosting at the same time, but its a lot for a woman to handle. My girlfriend told me that every time we have sex she feels like a virgin all over again. I just laughed, but really, I should have been more sensitive to her.

I think that as men, we see porn, and we become desensitized to how common a big dick actually is. and our perception of what is normal is not normal at all. For the longest time I thought I was normal, and I'm almost 3 times bigger than normal.

For you guys out there with an eight inch dick, you need to understand that it is not "average for being well endowed". Because a lot of you might think, "Yea I'm big, but I'm not the biggest" or you might think "Yea I'm in the above average category, but I'm average for being above average" and I'm here to tell you that you're wrong. You're fucking huge. 

If we put on our statistical analysis hats. Any room I walk into, there is "essentially" no other man who will ever have a larger penis than me. Statistically speaking, if you were to take every single person that I've ever met in my entire life, I've never met a man with a larger penis than I have.

The reason this is important to understand guys, is that you have a bit of a responsibility when you have a big penis. You need to realize that it's not a small deal, it's a big deal. Women are used to "Normal" normal is literally half of the size of you. 

What does this mean?

This means you need to be fucking considerate. You need to be gentle. You need to be patient. You need to use your size to your advantage, and NOT HURT HER with your dick. Don't read my article and walk around like an asshole now that you realize your dick is huge. Take my advice and the next time you have sex, you need to be extra considerate because you're shoving a huge dick into a pussy that is used to half of you.

Secondly. I know that not all men reading this article are well endowed. To those guys, you should realize that you are a lot bigger than you think you are. You might have a 5 inch dick, and feel like you're inadequate, and I'm here to tell you that you are not. In fact, you are well equipped to make virtually any woman cum a dozen times a night with your 5 inches. It's literally not essential to have a big dick to please a woman. Some women love big dicks,the sensation of being stretched, and the pressure and the fullness and some don't, and that ok. I suggest that if you find yourself with a woman who demands to be stretched out, then leave her alone. She's not normal, you're not inadequate, you are perfectly adequate, she is the one who is not normal.

Now take that women, and send her my way. haha. 

But in all seriousness, having a 5 inch dick is NOT SMALL. It's not tiny. So STOP acting like it is. Being insecure is the least attractive thing you can possibly do. So cut it out. You're wasting your life if you are not able to appreciate that your penis is perfect just the way it is.

Now if you are a man who has 3 inches or less. Then you are in a different situation. You are small, and that is not reason to feel ashamed. All it means is that your penis is smaller than average. It doesn't mean you can't satisfy a woman. It doesn't mean you aren't as manly as a well endowed man. It doesn't mean that you're worth less, or worthless. All it means is that you're smaller than average. It means that you should accept it, and keep pushing on in life. If a woman calls you small and attempts to hurt your feelings. Tell her you don't appreciate her judging you, and that her words are hurtful, and simply walk away from that bitch. There are millions of women who will love and accept you exactly the way you are, and the great majority of women do not care if your penis is smaller than average. It's true. So play Jay-Z's "on to the next one" and find a better woman who will be a better match for you.

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