If you have been directed to this page, then that means that your wife/girlfriend/friends with benefits/one night stand/ fuck buddy/or the woman you just fucked/are fucking/or are about to fuck, appreciates the fact that you are blessed with a huge cock (she appreciates this VERY much in fact) but she regrets to inform you that you sir, in all of your well endowed glory, have some work to do. In fact, you need to work a little harder and learn a thing or two about how to use that big thing you've been blessed with.
Soooo She has sent you to me because she gave you a chance as her franchise quarterback, but you dropped the ball a few too many times, and now you've been sent down from the big leagues to the developmental league, and if you want to make it back up and start any more games, you've got to listen to your coach, me. LargeInLife. The good news is that she believes in you, she wants you to start games, she wants you to go long, make a deep run into the end zone, ohhh man does she want you to go deep.
Welcome to the D League, the Big D League...
You've been accused of at least one of the following charges:
- Laziness in bed, inactivity
- Not putting her pleasure first... ie her needs were not met
- Inflated ego, arrogance
- Hurting her with your huge cock
- Not knowing what you're doing
- Expecting praise but not earning it,
- Excessive Cockiness
- Not listening to her body signals, or her literal instructions
- Not enough foreplay, you did not warm her up enough
One of the sexiest moments I've had was when my ex girlfriend pulled out a ruler, and measured my cock in front of me. All the while praising me for how big I was, reminding me over and over how huge I am. I think about this all the time, and I encourage this to others as a special foreplay to save for a special date. I intend on having my current girlfriend measure my cock one day, but I'm saving that for a rainy day... I know she is very eager to pull a ruler on me...
I can't speak for all well endowed men, but I love being praised for having a big cock. I LOVE it. I love when a girl is impressed, has a sexy reaction, and praises me. I love watching porn where the girl is impressed and truly appreciates a big dick. This is a fetish of mine. I love big dick reaction porn, I love porn where the girl sizes up the man, and tells him how big it is, I love even more when a girl measures a mans cock in porn. I just love it.
Unfortunately, many men with big dicks think that they are gods gift to women, and that simply by having a huge cock you deserve to have women fawn over you, and "oooh and ahhhh" when you pull it out.
Ok boys. Hear me now. Being praised for having a huge cock is a privileged, not a right. You have to earn that privilege by not being an arrogant asshole, by staying humble and by being a generous lover.
So its time to get your game tight boys. Because you lazy big dicked bastards are ruining the reputation for the rest of us and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of women saying "He knew he had a huge dick, so he just thought he could lay there and do nothing, and then he asked me to tell him how big it was." NO! Come on boys, damn.
When you have a big dick, you are blessed. You are genetically ahead of the game. You're lucky, and you're in the minority. You are literally equipped with something that can please women in ways that all the other guys simply can't ever compete with. But most of you do not know how to use it.
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