When I fuck my girlfriend deep, she clicks.

A conversation I had today with a great friend of mine inspired me to revisit this site.

My former roommate, and good friend - I’ll call her Lynn - and I had a wonderful exchange today about the topic of large penises, in particular, my large penis. She is a Sex Health Professional working for a prestigious university, and I recently decided to open up to her about an issue that I just could not seem to find the answer to.

What’s the issue: When I fuck my girlfriend deep, she clicks.

Here is what happens, when we are having the sexual “Perfect-Storm”. Which means, I’m following the advice I give on here; make sure she is warmed up, lubed up, and relaxed. I’ve started slow and gentle, and now she is ready and asking for every inch I have, she’s “Tented”, and I’m having a “Good Day”, meaning I’m extra hard and long.

So she lets me go balls deep, like really damn darn deep, like I can’t go any deeper, I hit this point, where she clicks. It doesn’t come with an extra sensation of pain or pleasure. The only sound I can compare it to is when you crack your knuckles.

I was determined to find out what was going on.

I talked to Lynn at length about this. It was our first conversation where we were openly acknowledging that I have a large sized penis which was weird for me, but she is a professional. She thought about it, and didn’t have the answer, nor had ever heard of this issue. She was intrigued and was determined to find the answer.

She brought it to the head of the University Sex Health department, a woman with advanced degrees and years of experience in sex health and she had no answers. They both then went to a seasoned Gyno, a woman who has seen more pussies than… well… she’s seen a lot of them. The end result Lynn said, “You’ve stumped us all”



Now this issue isn’t necessarily a problem. It doesn’t seem to cause her any pain or pleasure, it just happens. The doctor didn’t seem too worried about it, but said if her condition changes - swelling, residual pain, hematoma, bleeding - that I should bring her in.

Back in April, I posted a question on goaskalice.com - a wonderful site about sex health and issues, and never heard a response. They must not have known, and the panel of Sexperts today didn’t seem to know either. I’ll just have to let it rest for today.

I don’t have all the answers, but I’m sure that I’m not the only well-endowed man who has see this issue before. I don’t have an explanation, nor do I have any powerful insight. Today I simply document the events, and what I’ve learned. I’ll probably continue to look into this in the future.

Fuck Her Smarter, Not Harder.

As a man who is currently in a long-distance relationship, (as I'm sure some of you are as well) I'll be the first to admit that it can suck. Hopefully you are doing it for a girl thats worth it - I know I am - and in which case you don't see her as regularly as you normally would.

This means that your normal sex life is interrupted. For well endowed men, this can bring about an additional problem.

She's too tight.

So I'm told by my sex-health educator friend, Lynn: "The vagina is a muscle, and it can be stretched but if its not worked "stretched" for a while it tightens up.” Pretty simple right? You’d think so, but even for someone like me, who knows this, and has plenty of experience dealing with this, it’s still hard to practice this, especially when you are caught up in the heat of the moment.

The last time I saw my girlfriend was a month and a half ago, I’ll be seeing her again in a week and absolutely cannot wait. Our last weekend together though was a great learning experience. When we had sex, I thought that I was going slow, and letting her get used to my size, but I still could have done a better job. We still had sex five times in one weekend, but she was still sore for a few days after, and our number could have been a lot higher if I would have controlled myself better, and if she would have prepared herself better.

In a recent text conversation with my girl, she said “For the first two or three times go easy on me.” Her plea inspired me to come up with a new plan that I’ll treat as an experiment for our next meet up in seven days.

I asked her to start using her dildo on a more regular basis. With the idea of her starting to exercise her muscle and prepare it for action. (Plus, to me the idea of her fucking herself with her dildo, and massaging her clit with her vibrator, is a huge turn on.) On my end, I will treat the first few days together as a test of my sexual patience.

We always make sure she cums first, that’s a given. Then I start out going slow before I truly enter her.

This time, I’m going try to go extra extra slow. I’m going to inch myself into her slower than ever, I’ll push in, then let her relax as she adjusts to my size, then push more, then pause. I’m going to see just how long I can stretch this out for.

Usually when I try this, she gets turned on by the tease. The more I try to limit how much I slide in, the more she tries to push me deeper. The normal end result is by the time I make my first real thrust, she explodes in an orgasm. This is great, but the downside I’ve noticed when she cums, is the momentum we’re building is now lost as she convulses all over my dick.

My goal, is to coordinate the two of us to have a mutual orgasm without me ever fully penetrating her, if she gets close before I’m ready, I’ll pull out and let her cool off.

Normally I see my girl having an orgasm as me scoring points, the more points the better right? I don’t know, and that’s why I’m determined to find out.

The bottom line boys: This year, go easy on your girl for Christmas. It might just work out for the best.