A Note On Squirters

Let me start off by saying that every woman can squirt - they all have the necessary equipment to do so - but not every woman will squirt.

Being with a woman as sexually evolved as my girlfriend has some wonderful perks. One of them, is that she knows how to ejaculate. She has been my first experience as a Squirter

No she doesn't squirt like THAT, that is definitely on the extreme side of female ejaculation. My girl is more of a "Gusher", where she ejaculates a lot, but its not as forceful as that. However... If we ever wanted to get her to that level or ejaculating, follow the link to the "Art of Female Ejaculation" that I posted at the bottom. There is a section on exactly that.

So let me express that there are a lot of silly (stupid), closed-minded people out there that are not into empowering women, pleasing them, and caring about their pleasure. If you are one of those people, I'd like to invite you to open your mind and read my blog. You will have a better sex life, life in general, and your woman will thank you for it. But if you're one of those idiots that will comment below and simply say "Squirting is a myth, its just the woman urinating on you." then get the fuck out of here. I don't have time for that shit.

Squirting is not a myth, it is not pee, it does not smell, its a clear fluid, and its wonderful. If you haven't seen it before, here is what it looks like.

 

In my last relationship, I actually had to "teach" my girlfriend how to have an orgasm. That process took months, (worth every second) and then she learned to have multiples, and started to really OWN her sexuality. It was an amazing thing to see. When I broke up with her, she even thanked me, for awakening her sexuality, hows that for a break up! But towards the end of our relationship I was trying to teach her to squirt, and I swear I was soooo close. Just a few more weeks and she would have been squirting all over the place. But alas, I had to end the relationship and it never happened.

Fast forward to now. I'm with a squirter, and I adore it! Our chemistry is wild, and she cums so easily with me its unbelievable. She also squirts all the time, not every time. 

So this post is not a "How to make her squirt" post. More of a reflection on squirters, and to address the idiots out there that don't believe its not pee. 

ITS NOT PEE!

Get over it.

Surely, the guys who are saying that "it's pee" are also the kind of guys who don't like how a pussy tastes, and complain about going down on a woman, and don't know how to make her cum so hard she praises you as a "Sex God!"... I'm sure those guys are having sex, and getting in a few hard thrusts, finishing, and then falling asleep. Good luck with that.

There are two types of "sexual response" fluids that come from a woman. There is vaginal and urethral. Vaginal is when she "Creams" on you, or when she's "leaking" from her pussy, the thick sticky slippery fluid that tastes like "Sex", this fluid is secreted from her vaginal walls. It looks like this.

Then there is the urethral, this is the squirting we're talking about. Yes I said urethral, but no, its not pee. It comes from the paraurethral/skene gland, which is the female equivalent to the males prostate gland. This is the squirting we're talking about, like in this picture.

Stimulation of the G-Spot is the primary inducer of a female ejaculation, but the biggest determining factor as to whether she is going to squirt or not, is if she knows how to. In a lot of ways, its sort of an unnatural instinct which explains why so many women don't squirt. Because as she's being pleasured the right way, and feeling the urges to want to squirt, the urges kind of feel similar to the urge when you have to pee... a lot of women suppress this urge, and thus, do not squirt.

 They might be under the impression that they actually do need to pee, and they may not understand how squirting actually works. In addition, they may be hesitant to squirt, because it can make a mess (a mess I love by the way) they may feel embarrassed and don't want to freak the guy out.

Encourage her to release, and to feel comfortable to have her release. I'll never forget the first time I was fingering my girlfriend, and I was thinking to myself... damn... this is the wettest pussy I've ever felt in my life... then then... Damn... she's sopping wet, and it sounds like my fingers are literally splashing around in her pussy... and then her whole body started to shake and boom... she let out a flood of her cum, and I was in complete awe of her... It was incredible. 

I suggest getting sheets that you are ok getting quite wet. Then, if you're a true boss... go to ikea and get the GÖKÄRT waterproof mattress protector. A king size protector is $24.99... It's great because if you squirt too much on your bed too often, it can damage your mattress or even cause mold mildew if she's putting out a SERIOUS amount of fluid, which some women will do.. And we should encourage that. So get the mattress protector as a symbolic gesture, its your way of saying "Here baby, let's make you squirt like a geyser!" Here is a pic of the mattress protector.

So I'm not going to go too deep into this subject, because there is already a lot of helpful information out there about squirting and how to make a woman squirt and what it means, so I'll leave you with a couple more helpful things. This video is like an "Idiots Guide" to make a woman squirt... It's to the point, its not the best advice in the world, but its a good starting place.

 

Then if you really wanna go deep with the squirting and learning about it. Read this.  

"The Art Of Female Ejaculation" by Lisa S. Longhofer, because that bitch knows what she's talking about.

I'm not gonna lie... writing this post has seriously turned me on... In this moment I'm in the mood to take my petite sexy girlfriend and just ravage her

And then lick it all up... Like this...

Female Personality Traits Linked With Ability To Orgasm

I'm extremely fascinated with the female orgasm. I enjoy reading about it, doing research, understanding diagrams, and then taking what I have learned, and practicing it in the bedroom.

The famous Kinsey Institute For Research In Sex Gender and Reproduction, in Bloomington, Indiana has released a study where they questioned 2,632 heterosexual women in order to find out if there are certain personality variations, or other conditions that have a strong effect on a woman's ability to orgasm. The results are very interesting to me.

"As many as 20–30% of women report an inability to orgasm during sexual intercourse. Some female sexual problems have been reported to cluster with psychological and social problems. Underlying personality type
may play a role in the development or maintenance of such problems"

What this study found is that there are specific personality subtypes that appear to be significant risk factors for orgasmic infrequency.

Here are the top personality traits in women who have orgasmic infrequency:
- Introversion
- Emotional instability
- Not being open to new experience

Here are other top factors that are significantly associated with orgasmic infrequency:
- Not being married
- Childlessness
- Childhood history of sexual abuse

They also found that other factors that are commonly associated with poor health and psychological conditions, were NOT associated with orgasmic frequency.
- Increasing age
- High body mass index
- Depression
- Smoking

Also, her number of sexual partners was also not found to be associated with coital orgasmic frequency.

"It has been reported that couples with an an orgasmic female partner report more troubled communication about sexual matters than control couples with a female partner who is able to orgasm"

Which to me is a silly thing to say because yea, if I was with a woman who couldn't communicate about sexual things, it would be a lot harder to figure out what she likes.
 

"These new findings highlight the need for further basic research into female sexual function so that fundamental principles governing female sexuality can be understood, and applied clinically"

It's cool to see that there are good people working on this stuff, who are trying to make the world a better place, one orgasm at a time.

Welcome To The Big D League

Dear Well Endowed Gentleman,

If you have been directed to this page, then that means that your wife/girlfriend/friends with benefits/one night stand/ fuck buddy/or the woman you just fucked/are fucking/or are about to fuck, appreciates the fact that you are blessed with a huge cock (she appreciates this VERY much in fact) but she regrets to inform you that you sir, in all of your well endowed glory, have some work to do. In fact, you need to work a little harder and learn a thing or two about how to use that big thing you've been blessed with.

Soooo She has sent you to me because she gave you a chance as her franchise quarterback, but you dropped the ball a few too many times, and now you've been sent down from the big leagues to the developmental league, and if you want to make it back up and start any more games, you've got to listen to your coach, me. LargeInLife. The good news is that she believes in you, she wants you to start games, she wants you to go long, make a deep run into the end zone, ohhh man does she want you to go deep.

Welcome to the D League, the Big D League...

You've been accused of at least one of the following charges:
- Laziness in bed, inactivity
- Not putting her pleasure first... ie her needs were not met
- Inflated ego, arrogance
- Hurting her with your huge cock
- Not knowing what you're doing
- Expecting praise but not earning it,
- Excessive Cockiness
- Not listening to her body signals, or her literal instructions
- Not enough foreplay, you did not warm her up enough


One of the sexiest moments I've had was when my ex girlfriend pulled out a ruler, and measured my cock in front of me. All the while praising me for how big I was, reminding me over and over how huge I am. I think about this all the time, and I encourage this to others as a special foreplay to save for a special date. I intend on having my current girlfriend measure my cock one day, but I'm saving that for a rainy day... I know she is very eager to pull a ruler on me...

I can't speak for all well endowed men, but I love being praised for having a big cock. I LOVE it. I love when a girl is impressed, has a sexy reaction, and praises me. I love watching porn where the girl is impressed and truly appreciates a big dick. This is a fetish of mine. I love big dick reaction porn, I love porn where the girl sizes up the man, and tells him how big it is, I love even more when a girl measures a mans cock in porn. I just love it.

Unfortunately, many men with big dicks think that they are gods gift to women, and that simply by having a huge cock you deserve to have women fawn over you, and "oooh and ahhhh" when you pull it out.

Ok boys. Hear me now. Being praised for having a huge cock is a privileged, not a right. You have to earn that privilege by not being an arrogant asshole, by staying humble and by being a generous lover.

So its time to get your game tight boys. Because you lazy big dicked bastards are ruining the reputation for the rest of us and I'm sick of it.  I'm sick of women saying "He knew he had a huge dick, so he just thought he could lay there and do nothing, and then he asked me to tell him how big it was." NO! Come on boys, damn.

When you have a big dick, you are blessed. You are genetically ahead of the game. You're lucky, and you're in the minority. You are literally equipped with something that can please women in ways that all the other guys simply can't ever compete with. But most of you do not know how to use it.

Read my blog

Why Bigger Is Better

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Size Queen Beyoncé Empowers Women

Beyoncé is an empowered woman. She is a role model. She tells the world what she wants, and she doesn't apologize for it. Yes I'm talking about big dicks, and yes, there is a lesson to be learned here.

I'm loving this song by Beyoncé called "Ego", no its not new to the world, but its new to me. The only way my girl B. could be more direct about her preference for huge dicks would be to make a song about her man's "Ego" oh wait... She already did that...

I remember reading about Jay-Z's huge endowment a while back. A girl Carmen Bryan has slept with a bunch of rappers and came out and said:


"She praises Jay-Z for boasting an appendage alternately like a baby’s arm, the neck on a giraffe, an elephant’s trunk, or a large human penis,"

You can find that link here.

But lets be real for a minute... I love that Beyoncé owns her preference for a big dick. She's an empowered woman, she tells the world what she likes, and she does it with pride and with style. She's a size queen, and she's sexy as hell. Not only that, she's praising her man, building him up, she's throwing him some love and stroking his ego... she confidently talks about how "you open up my body" and I'm like damn, that's a sexy image to think about, especially when you watch B. in the video...

Then she just comes right out and sings:

"It's too big (big)
It's too wide (wide)
It's too strong (strong)
It won't fit (fit)
It's too much (much)
It's too tough (tough)
He talk like this 'cause he can back it up
He got a big ego
Such a huge ego
I love his big ego
It's too much
He walk like this 'cause he can back it up"

The only way she could be more direct is if she literally pulled out a measuring tape and told us how big Jay-Z's dick is.

Which would be hot...

I can't tell you how many times I've seen women I know, my age, younger, or older, be afraid to state what they want. I also can't tell you how many times I've heard women apologize multiple times in a conversation when they said things that they did not need to apologize for. I'm a feminist, I'm attracted to powerful strong empowered women who stand tall and speak with confidence. I am a fan of smart women who don't apologize for having an opinion. I love women to challenge me, push me, and stand up for what they believe in. I'm dating one now, I'm madly in love with her, and she's my goddess. And she too, states a clear preference for a man with a big dick, its extremely sexy to me.

Props to you Beyoncé you do what many women can't or won't. You tell it like it is, and you make it clear what you want, and you get it. I'd vote for Beyoncé as Size Queen President if it existed.

Hopefully this song will help more women feel empowered to be upfront about what they want. In life, in bed, and in general.

And to the guys out there who are afraid of being judged because you have a small penis. You should get used to it, and just own your body as it is. I know a lot of insecure and small men will have a problem with me, and with Beyoncé, and with empowered women everywhere. But remember guys, that we judge women on their bodies every day, we scrutinize everything about a woman's looks, we instinctively size them up ourselves. So don't get upset when you realize that its a two way street as it should be.

Size Queen Beyoncé... Maybe thats why they call her "Queen B"?